WISHBONE: TOURNAMENT EDITION

CRAZY DIRK'S TURKEY LOUNGE PRESENTS

WISHBONE

TOURNAMENT EDITION

PRESS ENTER

Have fun out there. Nobody really loses, not here. Lots of love, Dirk.

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?

ONE.

THE FLOCK WILL PROVIDE YOUR OPPONENT.

TWO.

BRING A FRIEND. SHARE THE CONTROLS.

THE BACK ROOM.

THE HENS RUN A BOOK. ASK FOR NOBODY.

TAP OR PRESS ENTER TO CHOOSE.

HOW HARD SHOULD IT TRY?

GENTLE.

IT WILL GO EASY. IT LOVES YOU.

EARNEST.

IT WILL TRY. IT LOVES YOU.

RELENTLESS.

IT WILL NOT STOP. IT LOVES YOU.

TAP OR PRESS ENTER TO CHOOSE.

VS

LEAVE THE ROOM.

SEEDS HOLD NO VALUE. NOTHING HERE IS REAL EXCEPT HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL.

CHOOSE YOUR BIRD. TAKE YOUR TIME.

THE MOVES ARE LISTED IN THE PAUSE MENU. ESCAPE OR P, DURING THE MATCH.

FILED

THE MATCH IS FILED.

EVERYONE IS COMFORTABLE NOW. THANK YOU BOTH.

PRESS R FOR ANOTHER MATCH. PRESS ENTER TO CHOOSE AGAIN.

ANOTHER MATCH.

CHOOSE AGAIN.

PAUSED. TAKE YOUR TIME.

KISS. VERY CLOSE RANGE. IT CANNOT BE BLOCKED. THE OPPONENT IS LOVED AND FALLS DOWN.

GRAVY. AN ARC OF GRAVY. IT LEAVES A PUDDLE. NOMINAL PRESSURE: 31–34 PSI.

TELEPATHIC PINCH. A PINCH, DELIVERED AT A DISTANCE. THE EYES GLOW FIRST.

TALONS. A LEAP, FEET FIRST, AT THE OPPONENT. IT CAN BE BLOCKED. THE LANDING IS HONEST.

GO NUTTY. REQUIRES A FULL METER. FIVE SECONDS OF SPEED AND STRENGTH. THEN A SHORT REST.

BLOCKING STOPS GRAVY AND THE PINCH. A KISS ARRIVES ANYWAY.

PLAYER ONE. A AND D TO WALK. W TO JUMP. HOLD S TO BLOCK. F TO KISS. G FOR GRAVY. H TO PINCH. T TO GO NUTTY. Y FOR TALONS.
PLAYER TWO. ARROWS TO WALK AND JUMP. HOLD DOWN TO BLOCK. K TO KISS. L FOR GRAVY. SEMICOLON TO PINCH. O TO GO NUTTY. I FOR TALONS.
IN SOLO PLAY, EITHER SET WORKS.
ESCAPE OR P TO CONTINUE. F1 SHOWS THE BOXES. M TURNS THE SOUND ON AND OFF.

THE STICK WALKS. FLICK IT UP TO JUMP. HOLD IT DOWN TO BLOCK.
THE BUTTONS ARE LABELED. TAP ANYWHERE TO CONTINUE.